I like bathrooms.
I like bathrooms for the following reasons:
1. There is no reason in this world that my children cannot leave me alone for 5 minutes while I go to the bathroom.
2. There is no reason in this world that my children should be able to tell the difference between 5 minutes and 10 minutes.
3. There is no reason in this world that I should not sit in the bathroom and stare at the wall for a few lonely seconds.
Yes, it's true. I like hanging out in the bathroom.
It is quiet there, and now that it is cold, it gets warm in there really quick when the heat turns on. Not as much space to heat, you know. This is an added bonus.
Once, when I was little, I found a dead mouse in the house while my mother was at work.
Based on my previous posts, I'm sure you'll believe that I responded with complete MATURITY.
Anyway, I decided to hide in the bathroom until my mother got home from work. I figured there was a toilet in there and running water. See, I thought it out and everything.
Apparently I have never grown out of hiding in the bathroom.
It is just unfortunate when M knocks on the door and declares that she has to go too.
2 comments:
I feel this way too.... fortunately when I hide in the bathroom my 'children' just thump their tail on the door, or mostly, they just come with me and lay down on the mat in front of the heater and help me enjoy the peace.... if only M was a dog.
Did you hear about that old lady in the UK (I think) that got locked inside her bathroom accidentally for like 3 weeks? She survived- drank faucet water, but was famished. I guess she was banging on the pipes, trying to get the neighbors attention, and they only called the police because she was making a ruckus. It took 3 weeks of her not picking up her mail for them to finally realize that something was wrong. So you could probably survive in there for 3 weeks, but your kids might tear the rest of the house apart if you stayed in there that long... ;)
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