Once Upon a Time, I bought a package of Miniature Reese's Peanut Butter Cups to make some Chocolate Peanut Butter Cupcakes.
Then, I ate too many of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups before I could make the Chocolate Peanut Butter Cupcakes...
So, now I cannot make them.
the end
*****
Once Upon a Time, GQ ate three sandwiches and 6 graham crackers for dinner.
The next day, at Church, all of this exploded out of him, his diaper, and his clothes.
So, GQ went to the rest of Church wearing a sweatshirt and M's tights.
When his sweatshirt unzipped, he looked just like Baryshnikov.
the end
*****
Once Upon a Time, E sat in the tubby and intoned:
"I own almost everything. I own almost everything. I own almost everything."
Then, she asked M to give her something.
the end.
2 comments:
Nice! You should publish those stories. You could make a fortune :)
I must say that you are very witty! And I'm sure that eating all of those reese's cups was worth not being able to make the cup cakes! At least, I think it would be...now you just have to buy more.
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