Sometimes M just can't help herself. At least, I think that's how it goes. Honestly... for all her errant ways... I don't think she thinks: "Self, let's go cause trouble," I think she just happens on it. A lot.
And she often happens on it in the downstairs bathroom.
This is because the downstairs bathroom door does not shut or lock properly. Let me tell you I have tried to lock it and end its existence. But all it takes is a gentle push on the doorknob upward, and voila... entry accomplished. (Why I oughta!)
So, when M goes potty, GQ often joins her.
**Cue foreboding music**
And when GQ joins her, and Mommy is one flight, or two flights of stairs away then....
A person just can't help shoving an entire roll of toilet paper down the toilet.
A person just can't help putting a necklace down there too.
A person just can't help flushing the toilet repeatedly until the bowl runneth over.
And a person just can't help jumping up and down with her brother in the glorious puddle, or stirring fragments of toilet paper in the spinning water - when trying to flush it once more.
I mean, truthfully, if you didn't know about bacteria and toilet fumes and other such disgusting realities of life, don't you think it would be fun too?
2 comments:
This makes me feel so much better because Hailey is very into "bathroom trouble". And I keep thinking she just turned 3 she should be past this. I guess this is normal...but it still drives me crazy! :
You need to get one of those hook and eye locks--put it up high!
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