I went for a bike ride this morning. When I got home I played with things one and two for a little while. Thing one noticed the Nike swoosh on my shirt. The dialogue went something like this:

Thing 1: Daddy, what's that?

Juice: That's the Nike swoosh.

Thing 1: What's that?

Juice: It's a marketing tool.

A few minutes later thing two starts playing with the swoosh on my shirt.

Juice: Thing 1, tell thing 2 what that is.

Thing 1 to thing 2: It's a marketing tool. (I was thinking Nike swoosh)

She's got potential. I see an MBA in her future.